Monster Wrangler

"Well, that was certainly a fight," Jason says, sounding a bit disappointed. "That wraps up The Oceanside Rumble, folks! Tune in tomorrow for the awards ceremony, where we will have an exclusive interview with the winner of the tournament, no matter what those channel 7 jerks try to pull."

A small table was set up near the arena for the three commentators to discuss the fight and offer their commentary for the fans watching on television. "Welcome to the final match of The Oceanside Rumble, everyone! I'm Jason Brooks, here with Citaly Velasco and up-and-coming popstar Ashley Elle, her...

Jason tucks his glue bottle back under the desk and turns his microphone back on. "So, Ashley, I'm certainly not the only person who is wondering how long you've had an evil twin. This seems like something out of one of Citaly's television episodes!"

Jason is silent for another long moment. "Ashley Elle, ladies and gentlemen."

Sighing, he flicks his microphone over to mute and reaches under his desk, pulling out a small bottle. "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue..."

Jason falls silent, surprise evident on his face. After a moment, he recovers. "Well, it really looks like this fight is heating up, folks. The air is charged with excitement, and we just... we just can't control ourselves, folks."

Jason gives the pop star a sideways glance. "Haha, well... I'm not sure that we can really say that on the air, Ashley."

"These two monsters are hugging it out, folks! I have a feeling this fight is going to be very close and personal, and very rough for both monsters!"

A small table was set up near the arena for the three commentators to discuss the fight and offer their commentary for the fans watching on television. "Welcome to the third round of The Oceanside Rumble, everyone! I'm Jason Brooks, here with Citaly Velasco and up-and-coming popstar Ashley Elle, her...

A small table was set up near the arena for the three commentators to discuss the fight and offer their commentary for the fans watching on television. "Welcome to the third round of The Oceanside Rumble, everyone! I'm Jason Brooks, here with Citaly Velasco and up-and-coming popstar Ashley Elle, her...

"That was a fight for the history books, folks! With that win, Calico and Orlok advance to the semi-finals!"

"Absolutely, I love to." Ashley signs it: To Pamela Keep shining and making the world bright! Love, Ashley Elle XOXOXOXO She hands it back and then... "Thank you, Ashley Elle!" He tucks the signature back into his coat and turns his attention back to the fight. "Folks, this fight is definitely one ...

"Rightly said, Ashley. It seems that a lot of competitors this year just weren't prepared to go up against a giant flaming lizard. I think there's a good chance that Fiadh and her Maguana could go all the way to the champion's podium."

A woman who bears a striking resemblance to Desmond pushes herself over to the announcer's table. "Hi, Jason!" she says, grabbing the microphone away from him and leaning down to speak into it. "I just want to say that my little boy, Desmond, has been training very hard for this match, and he's doin...

Jason turns from Ashley as there's a burst of movement in the arena.

"Look at that! The Temprill, Sumaru, has managed to slip away from its opponent and retreat back to Felix's side for some quick healing. Ladies and gentlemen, I am on the edge of my seat!"

"Oh, what a surprise counter-attack from the Magnox! It looks like the Deluzo's attempts to turn this into a hit-and-run fight have shattered atop an electrified horn of justice!"

"Well, this is definitely the match of the cuties with Lucy in her pretty blue bow and Orlok's beautiful wings. Zephid's tend to have a strong will. I wonder if Orlok will be able to pull off the same trick as last time or if it will have to find new tactics to fight our ribboned fighter." "Zephid ...

"I know from experience that Riki is a fierce fighter." Mr. Wiggles hisses something from his baby carriage. "Mr. Wiggles agrees. He is tough. I didn't get to see Suramu fight yesterday, so this going to be an interesting match." Ashley gives Mr. Wiggles some pets which seems to be what he really w...

A small table was set up near the arena for the three commentators to discuss the fight and offer their commentary for the fans watching on television. "Welcome back to The Oceanside Rumble. I'm Jason Brooks, here with Citaly Velasco and up-and-coming popstar Ashley Elle. Our third and final match o...

A small table was set up near the arena for the three commentators to discuss the fight and offer their commentary for the fans watching on television. "Welcome back to The Oceanside Rumble. I'm Jason Brooks, here with Citaly Velasco and up-and-coming popstar Ashley Elle. Our second match of the day...

A small table was set up near the arena for the three commentators to discuss the fight and offer their commentary for the fans watching on television. "Welcome to the second round of The Oceanside Rumble, everyone! I'm Jason Brooks, here with Citaly Velasco and up-and-coming popstar Ashley Elle, he...